I have a new job. (User Interface Engineer,

What I'll be doing...

Let me know how I can help.

Goal: Focus on the user, and all else will follow. And "don't be evil."[1]

[1] The Motto of The Big G.
"The Big G" is not officially sanctioned as a nickname. We have a Nickname Board which will carefully review my submission and upon whose input this page and disclaimer may change. Each Nickname Board member carries a diamond-encrusted coffee mug and wears only the primary colors that we all wear as prescribed in Sergey and Larry's first-draft thesis: Centralized Indexing Architectures Are Much Sexier Than They Sound.