Chris Wetherell Since October 5, 2000
Massless

September 2001

I laughed in my sleep. So, the story goes. Must've just been dreaming of the latest Onion.

On TV tonight: Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences, Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air, and A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit.

I've never said "god bless" anything in my entire life.

But God Bless "The Onion."