William Safire provides more proof that our world has been firmly turned on its ass.

More proof that our world Will Never Be The Same^TM:

William Safire, Seizing Dictatorial Power: "It's time for conservative iconoclasts and card-carrying hard-liners to stand up for American values." (NY Times, reg. required, I recommend trying 'password')

See how funny I am with my headline? It's really funny because I've approached this columnist as a strict caricature; a fixed point on an over-simplified political grid and have casually dismissed his exploration, or growth, or thoughfulness! Touché, me!

And I've recently noticed that o.b. touts itself as a "truly innovative" tampon. Egads! Nothing will ever be the same!

Before you comment...yeah. "Egads." So? You should be so lucky as to be in a code review meeting with me. It's part of my flow.