As an engineer, the Creator kind of missed the boat.

It's silly, but this whole death thing shocks me.

What kind of Creator...? How shortsighted. What a lack of creativity. No failover? No method for storing, preserving, or transferring cognition and accumulated knowledge?

As an engineer, I'm offended.

Hey, You Who Might Exist Maybe. Thank you for the cool summer breezes, orgasms, human-level invention, and biodiversity.

But all the same, I'd trade a few beautiful sunsets for my friend not to have to go through what he has to go through now.