Chris Wetherell Since October 5, 2000
Massless

April 2005

One morning's conversation.

1: You didn't get enough sleep.
2: No.
1: We'll have to give you a suppository.
2: [stares] Anally ... is not the only way to administer medicine.
1: It is in the state you're in.
2: What state is that?
1: California.

ba-dum-CRASH! Please tip your waiter, folks.

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  1. AkaXakA 1:10 PM

    You're hear all night, right?

    But yeah, ouch dude!

  2. Shahid 2:13 PM

    I'm never gonna move to California!

  3. Anonymous 7:46 PM

    Well, umm... There are times when... That is to say, uh... Oh what the hell, sometimes it can be really good. (And yeah, I'm a native Californian.)

  4. Anonymous 5:10 PM

    CA? Really? Wierd...

    Did you know it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole in Georgia?

  5. Doc 9:30 AM

    Ah, yes. California Dreamin'