What you're doing this weekend.
· 4:27 AM · 6 comments
You're going to see Zardoz at The Roxie at 12:30pm on Saturday afternoon. (June 9.) You will watch an oily, hairy, mid 40s Sean Connery bravely wade through a turgid, psychedelic, science-fluketion masterpiece.
You will be amazed at the more-bizarre-than-Putney-Swope spectacle that lies prone on its celluloid bed: a swarthy, cheesy come-hither-sneering piece of beefcake slowly uncoiling its sweaty, manly thighs to reveal a so-bad-it's-bad cinematic tumescence.
You will also buy popcorn.
You will be amazed at the more-bizarre-than-Putney-Swope spectacle that lies prone on its celluloid bed: a swarthy, cheesy come-hither-sneering piece of beefcake slowly uncoiling its sweaty, manly thighs to reveal a so-bad-it's-bad cinematic tumescence.
You will also buy popcorn.
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Anonymous 8:24 AM
before there was rocky horror picture show, there was zardoz[grin].
Evan M 8:40 AM
Oh Jesus Christ that movie is terrible and awesome. I guess "awesome" in its literal interpretation just about covers it.
yahooza 12:40 PM
thanks for upsetting my weekend. i'm going to hurl now.
can you add some description about his bulge?
*up chuckin'*
Anonymous 9:35 PM
Sean is so beautiful.
Anonymous 10:10 PM
Sean Connery is so beautiful.
yougogirl 10:56 AM
Thanks. I will have nightmares of this picture.