My birthday was pay-per-view.

Massless (est. 05/30/70)

I love today's left column of Metascene, also known as Conversations on Cinema.

My since of humor is a bit twisted today. I understand that you may not share my, hm, quirkiness. I thought it was worth it just for the following entrance and line of dialogue:
(Enter Prince and the New Amish Power Generation)
Amish Prince: My name is Prince. And Amish funky.

No, I'm not drunk. Why do you ask? And where are my pants?