Today's post is dedicated to SatireWire, a site whose latest internet downturn articles have made me laugh the hardest.
Bold "New Economy" Deserves Bold "New Recession"
Network Efficiencies Could Lead to Prolonged "Dream Recession," Say Experts
"If all goes well, I will lose my job more quickly and at less expense to the company than was ever thought possible," she said.
Dot-coms "Just Kidding" About Being Dot-coms, Say Dot-Coms
Profitless Internet Firms Insist They're Unfairly Labeled as Profitless Internet Firms
Ewald bristled at the suggestion that E-Stamp is labeled a dot-com because it is a dot-com. "Not necessarily," he said. "The 'E' in E-Stamp could stand for 'Energy.'"
Fed Prescribes 'Controlled Burn' Of Dot.coms
"I, for one, don't want to die," said Buy.com CEO Greg Hawkins, "nor do I want to flee into the streets to save my life."
Internet Dive Forces Firms To Use 'Money'
Companies Confused Over Having to Take Something Other Than Stock
Internet Converts To "Premium Services" Only
Web Sites Find Revenue by Renaming Their Offerings
"Free comes from the Old English freo, meaning 'free.' Premium comes from the Latin word praemium, meaning 'profit.' So there's a big, big contrast."