Making stuff as a founder of Avocado. Former music-maker. Tuna melt advocate. Started Google Reader. (But smarter people made it great.)

I'm not the funny. Perry's wife is.

In the world of Funny, I am Salieri to everyone else's Mozart. Nixon to everyone else's Kennedy. Raymond Burr in a world of Julie Hagertys.

(Long pause.) >blink<

Helllllooooo? It's an American movie called Airplane II: The Sequel? Remember - Julie Hagerty on the witness stand describing how she and "Ted" would just laugh and laugh and laugh and then asking the judge if he'd ever known what is was to laugh like that? To which the judge replied:

Raymond Burr as the Judge: (expressionless, totally flat)
"Yes. Yes I do."

Anyway...today's Julie Hagerty award goes to Perry's Wife. For the funniest post about sharks and facts about sharks you will ever read.

I'm serious. The "homage in West Side Story..." line alone is worth a trip to your local trousery to replace the pants you just peed in.

Posted at November 6, 2001 06:21 PM
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"Cute moogle pic. For those who don't know, a "moogle" is already very, very cute."