What you're doing this weekend.
You're going to see Zardoz at The Roxie at 12:30pm on Saturday afternoon. (June 9.) You will watch an oily, hairy, mid 40s Sean Connery bravely wade through a turgid, psychedelic, science-fluketion masterpiece.You will be amazed at the more-bizarre-than-Putney-Swope spectacle that lies prone on its celluloid bed: a swarthy, cheesy come-hither-sneering piece of beefcake slowly uncoiling its sweaty, manly thighs to reveal a so-bad-it's-bad cinematic tumescence.
You will also buy popcorn.
6 Comments:
At 8:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
before there was rocky horror picture show, there was zardoz[grin].
At 8:40 AM,
Evan M said…
Oh Jesus Christ that movie is terrible and awesome. I guess "awesome" in its literal interpretation just about covers it.
At 12:40 PM,
yahooza said…
thanks for upsetting my weekend. i'm going to hurl now.
can you add some description about his bulge?
*up chuckin'*
At 9:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Sean is so beautiful.
At 10:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
Sean Connery is so beautiful.
At 10:56 AM,
yougogirl said…
Thanks. I will have nightmares of this picture.
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